• Dirty Chicken!

      Dirty Chicken!
      by GayLord Jacobs

      The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has put out an alert warning people to refrain from washing chicken prior to cooking it to reduce the possibility of spreading bacteria. Fucking Seriously!?

      Granted, some people are not as thorough as others when it comes to cleaning up their kitchens, i.e. cooking utensils, cutting boards, counters, the sink, etcetera. And not that I am wanting them to become majorly ill due to their failure to exercise efficiency when engaged in the Culinary Arts but, what can I say… we learn from our mistakes!

      Let a physician diagnose someone in your household with Salmonella or Food Poising directly attributed to one of your relatives or friends leaving chicken bacteria all over the kitchen. I can almost guarantee that after all of the hell that breaks loose up in your camp over that nastiness, that shit will never, ever happen again! See, we learn from our mistakes! Continue to wash your chicken people…

      Hmmm, CDC must stand for the Centers for Dimwitted Counsel!